🐢 Welcome to the Slow Lane.

I’m Prosper the Tortoise™ — the chill, stack-smart mascot behind Unlocking Financial Freedom.

I build systems, not stress.
I take naps between automations.
I believe in scaling slowly, stacking smart, and staying in my shell when everyone else is burning out.

Want tools, templates, and tortoise wisdom?
You’re in the right place.

📘 As seen in Unlocking Financial Freedom by Mel G Prosper

“Prosper the Tortoise™ is the official mascot of Mel G Prosper. He’s slow. He’s steady. He’s 100% scalable.”